Mom Says:
According to the Don’t-Embarrass-the-Kittee Act of 1627, I am prohibited from telling what happened between Agent Octavian and the Parisian gendarmes. Let’s just say that Alek and Zora’s secretaire des affaires bailed them out and took them back to their people. And of course, when I say people, I mean it in the broadest way possible.
Octavian was giddy throughout most of it, but by the time they reached the hotel, the fun part of the Nip Fit had pretty much passed, leaving him not only miserable, but also quite thoroughly wet.
Musashi Sez:
Alek laid me down on the orinj bed. I din’t eevn want to crawl out of the blankit. Pero tried to lik mai hed, jus lyk he’d don befor, but I cudn’t figt bak or eevn be sarkastik. I wuz jus too mizerabul.
I sed, “I thingk I’m goin to pyook.”
Pero bakt off.
Alek sighed. “It’ll wear off eventually, old chap.”
The nigt, unforchoonitlee, got considrablee longer.
Just think how much worse M would have felt the next day if they'd had cheap noms and not the fancy noms.
ReplyDeleteMom fills in for Musashi/Octavian:
ReplyDeleteI am not EVEN going to mention the possibility. Can you imagine the hangover such a scenario might entail? Doesn't bear thinking about...