Monday, March 1, 2010

The Perulz of Fansee Noms

Mom Says:

When the waiter had gone, Musashi said, “This plays hav gud ombions. Does they do Fung Shway in Paris lik they does in Hong Kong?”

“Er, not that I noe of…”

“Pitee. This plays is purfekt, egsept fer it not have a fish tank.”

Zora nodded. “We cannot hav evrreesing… Steell, eet eez gud eenugf for the yeerlee Parees Agricultural Show. Thees yeer ees the 47th tim eet has gon on. Eet eez verree egsyteeng: thee farmeeng werld comes to Parees for the fair each year to offer an absorbeeng eensight eento the werld of French farmeeng.”

“Eet doz? Er, I meens, it does?”

“Mais oui! Thees yeer zey arr focuseeng on agricultural innovation and research, yu noe, on the eeffects and eempact of agricultural research on the environment, an fud and dailee life. Yu shud com eef yu arr steell heer.”

Hmm, thought Agent Octavian, innovation? Genetic mutations? SuperNip? He knew he was reasoning beyond his data, but his mind felt supremely clear. Deer Ceiling Cat in Hevvin, theez peeples hav got to be stopt! I’ll hav to remembembrer to tell Alek to stop them wen I gets bak to the hotel.

Which just goes to show, as Pero would point out, that sometimes fansee noms get the upper paw over even the best of agents…

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