Settin Up Hom Bays

Musashi Sez:

No soonr hads we got settled into our fansee “sweet” of roomz (an it reellee wuz!) than Alek started settin up whut he called “Hello Kittee Centrul.” This wuz sposd to be veree amyoozin, but neethr Pero or me got the jok, so it wuzn’t.

But the eqwipmint wuz cool. We gotz a fansee laptop wift big keys fer paws an a dart gun that turns into a parashoot if yu gots thumbs an reed the direkshunz a lot (incloodin the piktchurz wift the arrowz). Ther othr stuff too in the bag Alek got frum Q, but I not see a sink. Pero swor that Q sent us a sink this tim.

I sed, “Why? He thingk we need washin?” Huh.

I wuz hopin fer a popgun or mebbe a egsplodin breefcayse. Yu can’t go wrong wift a gud egsplodin breefcays.

Alek sed, “Maybe next time, Eight.”